We should do this.
You and I.
Together.
We would look really attractive.
I wouldn't normally suggest such an amazing thing to you but we are desparate.
We want to be popular with our peers.
We should remove our eyeballs and replace them with Won Tons.
Frankly, if we don't do this the only other option is to become transvestites.
Midget ones though.
Imagine how hard that would be.
We would have to have names like Sweet-Sweet Love-Tree or Left-Shoe-On Wrong-Foot.
Think about it.
What sounds better?
First African American President?
First Woman President?
or first President with Won Ton eyes?
I believe you will make the right decision for both of us.
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