Tuesday, June 16, 2009

norgacs1.38

When he touched the water it turned into thick, creamy Campbell's Chicken soup.
And then Jesus said that he totally smashed her box.
I said that I didn't believe him.
He then ruined my dog's box.
I believed him then.

norgacs1.37

So, I see you have yourself some 2B pencils there.
Nice.
Good for your joints they are.
Once you turn sixty seven you will be please you inserted them there.

norgacs1.36

She took off one sock.
Her right one one the left foot.
Brand: Nike.
I was impressed.
No holes.
More impressed.
She said she would be right back.
She crawled on her stomach to the mailbox.
I couldn't believe it.
She put her sick in there.
How would she eat dinner now with only one sock?
How would her taste buds cope?
They didn't.
her face melted and she became very timid.
Frigid bitch.

norgacs1.35

Three pens in my pocket.
I took one out.
Blue.
Not the feeling.
Just the colour.
Idiot.
Dirty pen.
I threw it away.
Dangerous.
I decided to sit in a large bucket.

norgacs1.34

Around.
Around.
And around.
Thirteen times in total.
Pervert man is dizzy.
His glasses are fogged.
He gets off the merry go round.
Pervert kid comes over.
They laugh at each other.
They exchange bodily fluids.
Perverted pleasure.

norgacs1.33

Four female pro wrestlers.
I sit and watch.
They are making toast.
Brown bread. Whole grain.
They all like jam and butter apparently.
But not Torpedo Jan.
Her look of disgust s very visible.
To me anyway.
Torpedo Jan doesn't even like toast.
Poor Jan.
We could be friends Jan.
I don't like toast that much either.