norgacs1.7

So as I was saying, I like to stroke the right side of my face with banana peel.
Not fresh though.
Three days and two hours old banana skin that has been praying for at least two thirds of that time.
It's nice.
Leaves my skin rough, jagged and bleeding.
Perfect for spreading on toast.

norgacs1.6

My woodpecker decided to peck at his knee for a while.
I was shocked.
Jesus the son of God, was amused.
He took his bra off and joined in.
Soon others in the town also joined in.
What a joyous event.

norgacs1.5

Avoid looking as those beings in the eye.
They have fat content.
Infact, they have high fat content.
High fat content content combined with extremely good looks is the catalyst for all good wars.

norgacs1.4

We sat together for a little while.
She picked the skin from her foot and ate it with gentle pleasure.
She offered me some.
I was already enjoying a nice ripe apple so I declined.
Apparently the skin was a good source of Omega 3 nutrients.
I said I would try some next month.
She stroaked my face with her skin picking hand.
It made my apple taste foul.
We wept together.

norgacs1.3

She thought she was intelligent.
Bought some Tegal Spicy Chicken Nibbles.
What a dick.
She burnt her tounge.
Lets all pray.

norgacs1.2

The giant gash bled white vinegar.
No one had seen such a wild gash before. Not once did it stop eating.
I never liked peppermint leaves very much.

norgacs1.1

They decided that pink coloured cucumbers would have been the best dietry supplements for the warts on the left and right fingers of the girl's body.
They then decided against this as the cucumbers would have been too sweet for her ears.